that is actually quite funny. ben has his harvest party tonight. that will be funny 2!

I'd prefer to take a beat down than watch Twilight.

twilight is my highlight!

If your reality involves Twilight, then clearly my dreams are far better,

in your dreams!

Fuck yeah! Get in there Blade and finish that shit off for good!

Twilight is totally gay.

not gay

gay

Fuck Twilight. Never ever will I watch that dribble seep onto a screen like excrement from a lazy pensioners asshole. Save yourself twihard, Its just not worth it!

As an aside, I met the owner of the boat today. The guy is worth 2.2 billion euros. That is a lot of fucking money! Seeing as the boat here is still getting worked on I'm going to go stay in one of his friends hotels in Salzburg to learn some Austrian dishes they want me to cook during the season. And I get paid for it! Rad.

Das ist genau was ich mag.